This morning, Dirk Van's morning radio program, "FirstLight", discussed favorite Christmas songs.
One caller mentioned "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus", and Dirk misheard it as "I Saw Obama Kissing Santa Claus", and they briefly joked that that would be a good song, as well. Well, just about everything is on Google, and I was able to find some lyrics to this already-existing song:
""McCain saw Obama kissing Santa Claus, underneath the mistle toe last night.
He didn't see McCain creep, down the stairs to have a peep, he thought that he was tucked up in his bedroom fast asleep.
Then he saw Obama tickle Santa Claus undermeath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been, if Hillary had only seen Obama kissing Santa Claus last night.
He saw Obama, He saw Obama kissing Santa Claus"
Obviously, from a year ago, during the campaign. By now, everyone is probably going "McCain who?", thinking th
at Sarah Palin was Obama's only opponent in the election.
This song does not exist on video, however. It might be a funnier song if it weren't so completely dated by the lyrics.
What are my readers' favorite funny Christmas songs?
9 comments:
Bob Rivers has an entire album of them, of which my favorites are the "12 Pains of Christmas" and "Walking 'Round In Women's Underwear".
My least favorite is "Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer". When I worked at Macy's one Christmas it was on a loop and played once an hour. Shoot me.
Michael: I can't hear that original Led Zeppelin without thinking of the Rivers "Sled Zeppelin" song now: "Ho, hoho, ho ho ho... ..."
Churlita: I was never impressed with that one either!
My favorited is the Drifters singing "White Christmas", although it's not funny so I will choose the one with the barking dogs.
Bark Bark Bark, Bark Bark Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark-Bark...
I think my favorite is I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas. The original...not the Jonus Brothers version :-)
I'm with Michael on this one... Walking Round in Women's Underwear.
Funny stuffs.
I'm with Cube - Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark
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I also have to go with the women's underwear song.
This reminds me that the other day we heard a cover of Paul McCartney's Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time. This is probably at the top of the list for lame Christmas songs. The only point to it is that Paul is singing it. Why would anyone want to listen to it slowed down with someone else singing it?
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I never liked that McCartney song either. There are a lot of McCartney songs I just do not care for. There's also a bunch I really like, especially from his "Band on the Run" era. Those songs made McCartney my favorite recording artist when I was a kid.
But I honestly can't think of anything I've heard of his that I've really liked since after "Venus and Mars".
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